The Merry Mugs of May

Her smile reminds me of the face you would see on the old Steeplechase ride at Coney Island.

Ironically, there's nothing in that head worth holding in.

Oh, my God!  They've arrested Dixie Carter!!!

The next words out of his mouth?  "Police brutality."

Man or woman?  Show of hands, please.

Well, Barack, there goes your women's vote.

Arrested right in the middle of having a stroke.

Oh, my God!  They've arrested Cheetah!!!

"Dr. Frankenstein, it is alive."

"I didn't know five thousand dollars of jewelry was in my pocket."

Dinner last night:  Filet mignon, French fries, and broccoli.