Thursday, September 3, 2020

Moron of the Month - September 2020

With the election season now in full bloom, the next few Monthly Morons will be easy to nominate.   Let's start this month with the new candidate for Vice President, Kamala Harris.   Sadly, she's got a damn good shot at occupying the Oval Office herself once they find Biden in the middle of the night, sitting on the floor of the White House kitchen in his underwear and counting how many raisins there are in a box of Kellogg's Raisin Bran.

This woman's ascension is astonishing.   Perhaps the real morons are any of those folks living in California who would vote for her on the big ticket.  Her years serving this state have been a disaster.   But she has always been an opportunist and focused on herself more than anybody else.

If anybody in the press would have the nerve to ask her a few questions, these are the queries I would throw to this bitch.

1.   Why does a 29-year-old woman fuck a man twice her age unless she was getting something tangible out of it?  Yeah, you know what I'm talking about, Kamala.   I mean, the photo above is probably one reminiscent of those past days where you...ahem..."received" Willie Brown.   You opened your legs and your mouth wide then.  Now answer our question.

2.  During the campaign for the nomination, you were questioned about Joe Biden's past amorous indiscretions.   You said that you believed those accusers.  Now that you're on his ticket, this is no longer an issue.   Can you explain that, Kamala?

3.  Another big moment of the campaign was your debate with Biden where you accused him of being a racist.   You talked about your days being bussed as a second grader.   It's already been proven that none of that really happened as you described.   Can you clear all that up, Kamala?

4.  San Francisco has turned into a shithole.   Isn't that your home city?   What have you done to contribute to that deplorable situation?

5.  California has also turned into a shithole.   Isn't that the state you represent in the Senate?  Same question as Number 4, please.

There are probably about ten other questions for Kamala Harris, but let's not overwhelm the slut.  Let her concentrate on these for now.

Still want to vote for her, you moronic Californians?

Dinner last night:   Grilled bratwurst and salad.


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