You remember the drill here? I'll peruse the movie theaters and give you my knee-jerk gut reaction to what's out there. Hopefully, we'll need a bigger boat...I mean, theater.
Inside Out 2: Hated the first one, so...you guess.
Bad Boys - Ride or Die: Will Smith stars and there better be a cameo by Chris Rock.
The Garfield Movie: I'm allergic.
If: More animation but I can't for the life of me tell you what it is about.
The Watchers: That M. Night guy from "The Sixth Sense" directs a suspense yarn about somebody trapped in the woods of Ireland. "I see drunken Irish people."
Furiosa - A Mad Max Saga: You mean there were others?
Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes: These movies were better when it was make-up and not computer generated.
Treasure: Starring Lena Dunham. So...see ya!
Tuesday: Julia Louis-Dreyfuss meets the character of Death as a talking bird. Yada yada yada.
Challengers: I hear terrible things about this romantic comedy set on a tennis court. 30-Not Love.
Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person: Now that's an inviting personal ad.
The Bikeriders; Keep pedaling.
The Exorcism: Russell Crowe as an actor on a possessed movie set. Don't eat anything green on the craft services table.
Thelma: June Squibb and, in his last role, Richard Roundtree go after people who scam senior citizens on the phone.
Kinds of Kindness: Emma Stone teams up again with her "Poor Things" director. And who's the idiot who advocated this?
Dinner last night: Grilled gruyere cheese sandwich with bacon.
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