10. The boss is a constant reminder to call and check in on your grandfather.
9. Lots of couches and mattresses all around the office for those quick refreshing naps.
8. The concept of "rising to the top" has a whole new meaning.
7. You wouldn't want to do any of those things with that redheaded guy on NBC.
6. You understand why the real name of his company is "Worldwide Pants Off."
5. Your ankles getting knocked by a ceiling fan might actually qualify as a "Stupid Human Trick."
4. You wouldn't want to do any of those things with Jay.
3. When you tick off the Top 10 Reasons why you shouldn't, the boss never lets you get past #6.
2. "Why does Paul Shaffer always have to watch?"
1. No one has slept with Ted Koppel since 1983.
Dinner last night: Baked ham.
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Dave better pray those ladies don't sue. Have the checkbook ready.
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