I've unplugged my answering machine so please feel free to say whatever you'd like.
---Those of you who were thinking ahead and had Mel Gibson in next year's Oscar pool, er, well...
---His career died so fast you'd think his agent was Michael Jackson's doctor.
---My father warned me. Beware of a Russian woman with a Record-A-Call machine.
---You think Mel's rant was bad. You didn't hear my dad when I told him that I failed the Physics Regent Exam in Senior Year.
---I'm thinking that it might be too late for Mel and this broad to talk with Dr. Phil.
---At one point, Mel tells this bitch to "just smile and blow me."
---Hmmm, is that physically possible? Anybody??
---This woman has no idea how these telephone tapes got out. Yeah, right. She's probably made up about two dozen back-up CDs.
---If you listened to the rants, didn't it sound like her voice was dubbed in later?
---If you think this broad is innocent, you've never watched Russian women shop on Fairfax Avenue in West Hollywood.
---So, I suppose attendance will be down in Mel's church next Sunday?
---Meanwhile, he's been working on a movie with Jodie Foster. Entitled "The Beaver."
---Here's a blank space for your own joke.
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---Now, wasn't that easy?
---In this movie, Mel plays somebody who thinks his hand puppet is real. Oh, you got another one?
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---Isn't blogging fun?
---Hey, George Steinbrenner, not so fast with that thumb.
---Twenty years ago, the news of his death would have me jumping for joy. Today? Well, no jumping. At least not with my knee.
---So, the nagging question is: George in the casket. Wig or no wig? Please vote.
---Boss George does it one last time. Grabs the back page and knocks the All Star Game right off.
---While most news services were reporting about George's death, the New York Mets medical staff was still listing him as "day-to-day."
---I was amused by the assholes on WFAN in New York as they discussed this "tragic death."
---For Pete's sake, he wasn't shot in a 7/11. The guy was 80 and had spent most of his life wearing size 52 waist pants.
---Gee, I feel even worse now for the still cooling Yankee public address announcer Bob Sheppard. Gets to heaven, turns around to look at the people behind him on line, and...
---"AW, FU-CK ME!"
---George finally got beat at his own game. Because, ultimately, the man upstairs holds the final option year.
---Unless, of course, the Devil has already opened up a spot on his 40-man roster.
---Yes, George could be going to Hell. But, God has announced that, starting with the 2013 season...
---Derek Jeter will be always introduced with a Bob Sheppard tape. Will future Yankee managers be terminated with a tape of George?
---"You're fired!"
---Wow, just when I thought there would be a Wednesday with nothing to write about...
---But, wait, there's more.
---Watching ESPN cover Sunday night's Dodger-Cub game, must they have a cameraman running around on the field to shoot everything? I literally saw some asshole with a hand-held run right behind James Loney after he hit a homerun.
---I would have loved to see Loney stop short so that the ESPN jerk would run right up his rectum.
---I skipped the Home Run Derby on ESPN. After all, they are going to rerun it another five hundred times in the next year.
---Where's my Steinbrenner tape?
---Cameraman? "You're fired!"
---The NAACP is back in the news. Hoo-ray! Calling the "tea party" movement a bunch of racists.
---Uh-huh. And what would you call the newly resurgent Black Panthers??? Here they are two years ago intimidating White voters at a polling place during the Presidential election.
---Who's a racist now???
---And the biggest winner at last night's All Star Game in Anaheim? George Takei.
---Meanwhile, genius Attorney General Eric Holder says these guys are okay to go.
---George?
---"You're fired!"
---Just checking, by the way. Shouldn't it now be the NAAAA? Because there is no such thing as CP?
---And, just so you know, the color of my shirt today? African-American.
---Welcome to America. George, the floor is all yours. Please speak to our society.
---"You're fired! You're all fired!"
---The guy was on two different commercials and did the voiceover on a third.
---Oh, my!
---And then, who do cameras show us sitting in the stands?
---Why, it's George Takei!
---Oh, my!
---Careful, Betty White. There is another C List retread nipping at your heels.
---If you have yet to make your summer vacation plans, Michelle Obummer invites everybody down to the Gulf, which it's still fun and safe. You'll love it, the Queen of Lye says.
---So, where is the First Family vacationing? In Maine.
Looking for my Steinbrenner tape one more time.
Dinner last night: Sausage and peppers sandwich.
2 comments:
Did Mr. Sulu plug his play about Japanese interment camps?
george was the ultimate jeckyl and hyde...there is absolutley no defending some of his off the field persona..not even talking about spira and the nixon illegal contributions...but the way he treated the little and big people within the yankee organization...a major character flaw with power. But Len, surprisingly in the new york media this past week, there have been numerous substantiated stories about george helping others through anonymous charitable donations which he did not wanting them publicized. paying for people's surguries, putting kids through college etc etc etc. he was the ultimate enigma. Hard to figure with such a volitale man...fred wilpon's biggest charity turned out to be madow...and frank mccourt i guess spends most of his time keeping his money away from his wife..and not putting money into the dodger product on the field. while i do find it hard to defend george in many of his past actions...i can tell you as a fan with nothing more invested than my desire to see my team win...george was for the most part a great owner..at very least he was entertaining in a soap opera way...my impression is that wilpon is all about him..while goerge in the end was all about my team.
gary
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