Musings from a Bi-coastal Existence
This has to be seen to be believed. Liza on the Home Shopping Network!!
Dinner last night: Hollywood Bowl Hot Dog.
Now that Michael Jackson's dead, Liza moves up one to the top spot on the Train Wreck List.What other celeb has such a distant relationship with reality? What other star sounds this medicated? Who else milks a bum knee more than Liza?My favorite moment may be the call from Doris in Georgia. Liza calls her Georgia. It's not Georgia in Doris, Liza. Take the sequins out of your ears.And the modeling tips for the models from a woman who can't even stand up are fun.Notice how the clothes hide every inch of the woman's body, concealing, not revealing. Sagging flesh under those sequins?Liza turned her physical therapy, which apparently involved clay, into a jewelry line. Good for her.A caller asks Liza if there's anything she can't do. Here's my answer:1. design clothes2. design jewelry3. marry a straight man4. retire with dignity5. secure her denturesTo quote Liza: "Thank you. Thank you. Thank you." for posting this video.
Still funny after lunch.
"You wear it. It doesn't wear you."
Her parents are lucky not to see this.
P.S. Why buy a necklace with the letter L if your name doesn't begin with L? Just wondering, Liza.
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Now that Michael Jackson's dead, Liza moves up one to the top spot on the Train Wreck List.
What other celeb has such a distant relationship with reality? What other star sounds this medicated? Who else milks a bum knee more than Liza?
My favorite moment may be the call from Doris in Georgia. Liza calls her Georgia. It's not Georgia in Doris, Liza. Take the sequins out of your ears.
And the modeling tips for the models from a woman who can't even stand up are fun.
Notice how the clothes hide every inch of the woman's body, concealing, not revealing. Sagging flesh under those sequins?
Liza turned her physical therapy, which apparently involved clay, into a jewelry line. Good for her.
A caller asks Liza if there's anything she can't do. Here's my answer:
1. design clothes
2. design jewelry
3. marry a straight man
4. retire with dignity
5. secure her dentures
To quote Liza: "Thank you. Thank you. Thank you." for posting this video.
Still funny after lunch.
"You wear it. It doesn't wear you."
Her parents are lucky not to see this.
P.S. Why buy a necklace with the letter L if your name doesn't begin with L? Just wondering, Liza.
Post a Comment