#LenSpeaks I'm now dividing friends into two groups. Those who are part of my problem and those who are part of my solution.
#LenSpeaks People who show up late to Hollywood Bowl performances should stand elsewhere until intermission. With their pants down.
#LenSpeaks Surveying the crowd arriving at LAX's international terminal, I want to scream out "Remember, you all have round trip tickets!"
#LenSpeaks I just realized that the government might be now reading this blog. In which case....
#LenSpeaks I love everybody.
#LenSpeaks I spent 45 minutes at a Dodger game watching Larry King wander around, not being able to find his wife or his seat.
#LenSpeaks RIP Karen Black. The stewardess is no longer flying the plane.
#LenSpeaks If I never ever see another movie with an explosion, that would be just fine.
#LenSpeaks The Dodgers are staging one terrific comeback after another. That says to me that they're not being managed by Mitt Romney.
#LenSpeaks He was probably 48 hours away from being fired in May, but now Dodgers skipper Don Mattingly will likely be named "Manager of the Year."
#LenSpeaks Oprah was going to buy a $38,000 handbag. Meanwhile, she's a bag worth several billion.
#LenSpeaks Need a big laugh? Watch Oprah's performance in "The Butler."
#LenSpeaks In this movie, she literally chews up the scenery. Why not? She eats everything else.
#LenSpeaks So this Anthony Weiner guy is really running for NYC mayor? Only the liberals in that town could be so stupid.
#LenSpeaks Oh, good, I hear Weiner is dropping in the polls. So to speak.
#LenSpeaks Previously, he was running ahead. Not by percentage points, but inches. So to speak.
#LenSpeaks RIP Eydie Gorme. Blame that on the bossa nova.
#LenSpeaks Or maybe she took husband Steve Lawrence's singing advice and "went away, little girl."
#LenSpeaks She and Steve are remembered every Christmas with that wonderful sleigh ride song. Sung, of course, by two Sephardic Jews.
#LenSpeaks A young Australian is killed by three Black kids who were bored. But all Huffington Post can talk about is George Zimmerman at a gun shop.
#LenSpeaks By the way, on the aforementioned crime, the President's comment is......???
#LenSpeaks ......crickets.
#LenSpeaks It's the fiftieth anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr's "I Have a Dream" speech. And still we never hear about all the church ladies he had affairs with.
#LenSpeaks But then again you'd sleep around if your wife looked like Coretta.
#LenSpeaks I laugh when I heard Obama talking about all the government spying on MLK. And who ordered that stuff?
#LenSpeaks The sainted Kennedys. Waiter, check please.
#LenSpeaks Vin Scully is coming back for another season in the broadcast booth. And all is right with the world.
#LenSpeaks Welcome to the Dodgers, Brian Wilson. Los Angeles is a city where CVS stores all feature razor blades on sale.
#LenSpeaks Watching Wilson pitch to the Red Sox bears, Mike Napoli and Jonny Gomes, it'd look like an exhibition game being played at Gettysburg.
#LenSpeaks As I watch the Red Sox play the Dodgers, I see way too many fist pumps on routine ground balls. Sorry, folks, I am no longer "Boston Strong."
#LenSpeaks Maybe it should be "Boston Obnoxious."
#LenSpeaks RIP Julie Harris. Forget all the Broadway roles. I'll always remember you as Lilimae Clements on "Knots Landing."
#LenSpeaks Ran across a 1964 Bonanza episode and Marlo Thomas is playing a Chinese mail order bride!!!
#LenSpeaks I'm waiting for Dan Blocker to walk in and say "I want to marry THAT Asian."
Dinner last night: Manhattan steak at Musso and Frank's.
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