Happy New Mug 2016

 A little ointment will clear that right up.

 Read the third line from the bottom please.

 Yeah, you.

Where's Wimpy and Bluto?

 I don't pick my nose.   I can't decide which one to do.

Yes, that was a broomstick.

 Arrested without her teeth.

 Arrest the barber, too.

 Do I smell brussel sprouts?

 1-850-CHOPPING ASPHALT.

 It's Sophomore Class Picture Day.

Good news.  The prison has Jell-o Pudding Pops.

Dinner last night:  Honey walnut shrimp.