Oh, my God! They've arrested My Pretty Pony!
Arresting for impersonating a box of Crayolas.
The cover probably looked better on the tea kettle.
With those colors, I would say she goes to UCLA. But, come on, folks. A college student???
Mrs. Goofy, Goofy Grape.
Formerly employed as a Swifter Mop.
She comes with her own identification already emblazoned on her skin. Like cattle.
Man? Woman? Cockroach? Anybody?
Couldn't she have a skin blemish on the other side so she's at least symmetrical?
She looks like she got trapped in a tickertape parade.
Dinner last night: Fried chicken sandwich at the Dodger game.
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