Bonus Moron of the Month

 

Sometimes you just have to adapt.   When the morons around us show up fast and furious, you want to let people know of the dummies around us.

This is Senator Alex Padilla.   He's apparently the junior Senator from California, of which I had no clue.  I'm pretty sure I didn't vote for him because...well...because.   Personally, I don't like to vote for anybody these days.

So you probably heard the news this week amidst all the LA riot mayhem.  Kristi Noem, the Secretary of Homeland Security, was here to see for herself what the fuss was all about.  I mean, we had to have the National Guard here.   I know that for a fact because I saw a couple of them in Starbucks.

Well, Noem was giving a press conference.  All of a sudden, Padilla barged in and started to interrupt her statement with his defense of the illegal aliens around us.  Because nobody knew who the fuck this asshole was, they wrestled him to the ground.  I mean, who knew if he had a gun?  He had no ID nor was he wearing his Congressional pin.  Can you blame them?

Well, anyway, this altercation prompted everybody on the left side of the aisle to go nuts one more time about fascism and authoritarianism.  If this could happen to a senator, it could happen to the guy detailing your Toyota down at the car wash.

Um, maybe.  But here's the truth and it doesn't take an extra large tin foil hat to figure out what happened here.

The incident with Padilla was choreographed, rehearsed, and written probably by Aaron Sorkin.  They needed a victim and dopey Padilla raised his hand high.  The fix was big time in.

But, then again, so were the so-called riots.   It was all staged and planned and financed by the same crime syndicate who brought you the George Floyd riots. I know this information for a fact.   Black Escalades show up and deposit paid thieves to raise a ruckus and a brick.  Why else do you wind pallets of bricks on street corners?   Or crates of aluminum bats hidden behind a cluster of trees?

The Padilla incident was simply a diversionary tactic.  And most people fell for it hook, line, and Molotov cocktail.  It was a press conference.  Padilla is not press.  And, for the question he wanted to ask, he should have waited for the moment where he could raise his hand.

Meanwhile, in the Pacific Palisades where 15,000 homes burned down, there have been just 55 permits granted to those who lost their houses.   That's my barometer.   I know personally six people who lost their homes.

I don't know anybody who's been deported.   But, if they promise to send Padilla someplace, I'll be the first one who wants an introduction.

Dinner last night:  The Dodger Stadium Club buffet.