The Worst of the Worst

 Just in time for early holiday shopping.

Please direct her to the underwear aisle.

Looks like you've already had plenty.

Paging Jenny Craig.

Anybody?

A flag we are not saluting.

Going commando in a big way.

You will note that he is the fruit section.

There are alternatives to a stroller.

Road kill.

Dinner last night:  Sandwich.