Friday, May 6, 2011

"Watch It, You Mugs!!"

You've lost hope...and your change needs to be handed over, too.
That thousand dollar bill from the President is going to come in handy, honey.
That's right.  There's no grape soda in the vending machine down at the County Jail.
"Please hold still!!"
Tears of a Frown.
Comb please for Cell Block H.
In what city is Bingo illegal?
Popeye Goes to Jail.
I'm dying to know.
A felony conviction and a toothache...all in one day.

Dinner last night:  Roast beef, German potato salad, and cole slaw at the recently renovated NY domicile.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Too funny. Love the Obama supporters. Also enjoy it when the homeless wear Obama gear. What a fan base.

My favorite here, and it's a tough call, is Number Three for her pure ghetto attitude. You can just hear her saying, "Shit..."

Anonymous said...

Line of The Day: "No grape soda..."