A wonderful way to keep your beard warm. And convince your neighbors that a terrorist has moved in next door.
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It's a water bottle for dogs. As if your pooch has been reading all articles about self-hydration.
This little device stores every one of your passwords. And if somebody steals it, you are completely screwed six ways to Sunday.
A safe disguised as a Pringles can. You keep money in this and, apparently, you can store your potato chips in a safety deposit vault.
A blanky for your honey. I love you more. No, I love you more. No, I love you more. No, no, no, I love you more.
The entire Lord's Prayer is written on this bracelet. For extra large and hammy hands, there's one that features the entire Old Testament.
You, too, can own King Tut's throne. And hide it in the basement when guests come over.
An electronic fence designed to keep snakes out. If you're having that much of a problem, skip this can altogether and please move out of Africa.
Make the most of your time when you're simply hanging around the house.
Protein ketchup...when just plain Heinz's isn't enough.
Dinner last night: Meat loaf.
1 comment:
What I want to know is what is "fancy ketchup", the kind in those packets you get at McDonald's. Hardly fancy.
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