Springtime For Mug Shots - April 2019

 And surprise, guys, she's single.

 OMG!  They've arrested a Ken doll.

 Stanley Kubrick must be thrilled.

Guilt is written all over his face.

 Not exactly a Lancome ad.

 Throw away the key.

 "My bologna has a first name.   It's O-S-C-A-R."

 Fashion note:  False eye lashes should match in length.

 Kleenex, please!

 It'll be warm by the time he gets out.

 I disagree.

That bail must be high.

Dinner last night:  Leftover chicken tortellini.