Post # 200: Inside the Blogger's Studio

Today's post is #200 of this daily writing exercise. In honor of my accomplishment of lasting this far, I thought it would be fitting to sit across from famed celebrity interviewer James Lipton. I used to love "Inside The Actor's Studio" when it actually delved into the minds of really good actors. Frankly, the whole thing jumped the proverbial shark when the spotlight was put on such thespians as Jennifer Lopez and Jay Leno. And, of course, there is no bigger pompous ass than the host, who needs to get whacked over the head with that damn snack tray of his.

Nevertheless, Lipton always closes his show with that nutty French questionnaire from Proust, Pivot, or some other cheese. He subjects all his guests to it, and the answers always wind up being the highlight of the hour.

So, here goes. I am answering Lipton's questions:

Lipton: Len, what is your favorite word?

Me: Inexplicable. As in the Dodgers' 4 game sweep by the Rockies this week, thereby killing their 2007 playoff hopes, was inexplicable.

Lipton: What is your least favorite word?

Me: Canoodle. What the hell is that?

Lipton: What turns you on (creatively, spiritually, or emotionally)?

Me: Grilled Taylor Ham on an English Muffin.

Lipton: What turns you off?

Me: People who get through life reading off index cards.

Lipton: What sound or noise do you love?

Me: Quiet.

Lipton: What sound or noise do you hate?

Me: The revving of a motorcycle.

Lipton: What is your favorite curse word?

Me: F%$k.

Lipton: What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Me: Acting.

Lipton: What profession would you not like to do?

Me: Anything that involves contact with the general public.

Lipton: If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Me: "You've been upgraded to a suite."

Okay, this was a little self-indulgent. But, it's fun to do if you answer impulsively. Try it.

Dinner last night: Pizza.