Snaps, Volume 2

Just as Obama asked, I want to do my part to continue the national discussion on racism. So, here you go, with a photo of good ol' Aunt Esther adorning this post. Straight from Snaps.com... How's that for the Glory of Easter?

Yo mama’s so ugly that…

Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama's so ugly had to get her baby drunk just so she could breastfeed.

Yo mama's so ugly her face is closed on weekends!

Yo mama's so ugly her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo mama's so ugly her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel.

Yo mama's so ugly I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.

Yo mama's so ugly I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "thanks for bringing her back."

Yo mama's so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

Yo mama's so ugly she has to trick or treat over the phone.

Yo mama's so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back.

Yo mama's so ugly that Yo father takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama's so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train.

Yo mama's so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.

Yo mama's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Dinner last night: Baked spaghetti at Tanino prior to seeing Joan Rivers at the Geffen.