Retro Facebook

If only this annoying site had been around for ages and ages:

John F.Kennedy Okay, country, I'm asking.

Stevie Wonder ghrtywhjfmfhwqast

Abraham Lincoln Enjoying a wonderful show at Ford's Theater and.........yeow!!!!

Jesus Christ>Pontius Pilate You're kidding, right??

Marilyn Monroe is ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

Astronaut Neil Armstrong has a new puppy and watching those small steps.

Lee Harvey Oswald Anybody seen my curtain rods?

Lou Gehrig remains the luckiest man on the face of the Earth.

Katharine Hepburn is amazed how her Parkinson's goes away during an earthquake.

Pablo Picasso Blue.

Moses>God You're kidding, right??

Albert Einstein is having a bad hair day.

Bill Buckner still waiting for his defensive replacement.

Judy Garland Damn!! Out of toilet tissue and........

Jean-Paul Sartre wondering what's the point.

Godot On my way!

Babe Ruth The ball's going over there.

Sylvia Plath is looking out the window and digging all the dark clouds.

Michael Jackson What does this IV do?

Kiefer Sutherland 11:58:57, 11:58:58, 11:58:59, 11:59:00....

Osama Bin Laden Yoo hoo, I'm over here!

Joe Biden took the Which Snow White Dwarf are you? quiz and the answer is Dopey.

President Barack Obama became a fan of President Barack Obama.

Dan Quayle became a fan of Potatoes.

Dr. Kevorkian had a great day in Farmville. He now has all these wonderful vegetables. It will be a shame when he has to kill them.

Dinner last night: Rigatoni and meatballs.