Friday, January 15, 2010

All Awkward All the Time

More photos that were better left undeveloped.

Thank God for the orchid. Meanwhile, it looks like she has a little more chest hair than he does.


The perfect Halloween costume for that little piece of shit down the block.

When I look for Halloween costumes, I always check the Old Testament first.

The consequences of sex with Kobe Bryant.

What a novel career. Wedding and funeral planning at the same place. One stop shopping.


What happens when your Easter Bunny visits Three Mile Island...

In about five seconds, Dad's backpack is going to feel a lot lighter.

Dinner last night: Bacon, cheddar, mushroom, and onion omelette at the Cheesecake Factory.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can we get the name of the idiot parent who put their child in the lap of that scary giant bunny? I'm frightened. That poor child is having the sane response. Scarred for life, I'm sure. Sacrificed for some fool's idea of "cute."

America's just too spooky. STOP THE PHOTOS!!!

Anonymous said...

The omelette sounds good. Hold the onions.