Wednesday Vs. Wednesday

Only verbal abuse can be charged here.

---The most public divorce trial of Los Angeles Dodgers owners Frank and Jamie McCourt has begun. And it promises to get Lawanda Page-ugly.

---Two idiots who are fighting over how much it takes to live comfortably every month.

---Wife Jamie needs a half million dollars to get by every thirty days.

---It could be less if she clipped some super market coupons.

---His monthly condo rent is $30,000. And I wonder if that gets him two parking spaces.

---Gee, six months of Jamie McCourt support just might have paid for Randy Wolf.

---And if she clipped coupons, that could have been Roy Halladay.

---She is actually using one of their five residences just to swim in the pool.

---I want to get to the point in my life where I can devote a single home just to store kitchen ladles.

---Of course, these two idiots also cheated on each other as well. Jamie apparently was regularly screwing her chauffeur.

---Dodger fans are now getting the same treatment.

---With community property laws, they might have to split up the team.

---That would be one way to separate Joe Torre from Don Mattingly.

---As much as I would normally side with no one on these cases, I know for a fact that Jamie is absolutely demented. Trolling the offices and screaming at anybody and everybody.

---But, I guess when you're used to living on a half million dollar budget per month, there are a lot of daily pressures.

---Note to Frank: if you're looking, Sandra Bullock is available.

---It's heartening to know that she picks husbands the same way she picks scripts.

---Badly.

---Forget the fact that she won an Oscar for "The Blind Side."

---It was a bad script.

---Bullock's marital woes are another great example of a Len rule: The larger the tattoo, the bigger the asshole.

---Now we hear her hubby had affairs with two other women.

---And he received congratulatory e-mails from David Letterman, Tiger Woods, and Elliot Spitzer.

---If Sandra's looking, I see that Ricky Martin is back in the news.

---Oh, never mind.

---If you were surprised that Martin is gay, you're also probably searching Imdb.com to see who Paul Lynde's wife was.

---Buzz Aldrin is a contestant on "Dancing With The Stars?" I wonder if NASA is faking that.

---Jeez, is there no limit to how low some people would sink? If he had lived, Richard Nixon would probably be on there doing the samba right now.

---My plasma TV is specially programmed. If I tune to "Dancing With The Stars" for more than five minutes, it automatically explodes.

---They celebrated that scumbag Nancy Pelosi's 70th birthday last week and she doesn't look a day over 75.

---The more I look at her, the more I think they put her face on hot and it ran.

---She talked about praying to some saint that health care reform would pass.

---Now that's a good Catholic. Have you checked the abortion rights in the bill, Nancy?

---A total hypocrite who should be escorted to Gitmo as soon as possible.

---What does waterboarding do to Botox? Gee, I'd love to find out.

---And the Pope is allegedly involved in some sort of sex scandal?

---If you're surprised by that, you're obviously still trying to figure out who Paul Lynde was married to.

Dinner last night: Filet mignon and salad.