June's Mugs Are Busting Out All Over - Windy City Edition

All of this month's criminals come from the crime hell hole known as Chicago.

 Wait till Moe and Larry hear about this?

 Most likely to be played by Samuel L. Jackson in the movie.

 What green card?

 Oh, my God.  They've arrested Dennis the Menace!

Mom told you to comb your hair in case they took your picture at school.

 Arrested for a bad impersonation of clergy.

 Proof that checkerboards can be lethal.

 Are those ears?  Nope, it's Direct TV.

Really going to be limited now. 

 John Belushi returns.

 Whoopi Goldberg, post transgendering.

Honey, neither side is flattering.

Dinner last night:  Stir fry vegetables.