This month I am including the actual crime...some of them so weird that they are worth mentioning.
Arrested for attacking herself with a sword.
Substitute teacher caught selling narcotics to her students.
College professor caught taping sexual encounters with his students.
Yet another member of college academia caught having sex with a student.
Broke into a u-Haul to save a rabbit.
ROTC instructor caught having sex with his students.
Threw her infant out of the car window into the woods.
Kept 44 rats, 16 horses, 8 dogs, and one cat in her house.
Regularly inhaled nitrous oxide with her child.
Raped a boy at knifepoint.
Arrested for regularly burying puppies alive.
Pledged on his Facebook page to kill Trump on Inauguration Day.
Dinner last night: Chopped salad.