Tuesday, May 4, 2021

Morons of the Month - May 2021

 

How would we possibly do this column every month if it wasn't for politicians.   An endless array of frauds and idiots.  The gifts that just keep on giving.

Of course, the current crowd in Washington DC...on both sides...is perhaps the dumbest collection of jerks yet.   And the occasion of Grandpa Biden's joint message to Congress.   In an assembly that reminded me of "Senior Cut Day" in high school.   Look at the photo.   Social distancing at the max.   Frankly, I can get behind this.   I like to stay a suitable distance away from any elected leader myself.

Now look closely at the photo.  These clowns are all masked as they listen to Moses give a speech that could put the most restless of children to sleep.   

Let's think about this.  Every one of these clowns got vaccinated the very first day needles were available.  Regardless of their age, they were all first in line.  Despite the fact that most of them were publicly against vaccination when Trump was in office.   But there they were.  All Pfizer-ed up.   Hopefully, Pelosi's dosage was full of sugar water but I digress.   These dummies who should be like sea captains going down with the ship all got their Modernas ahead of everybody else.

So this bunch is as healthy as sin and have been for months.    So why, oh, why are they all walking around with masks?   Personally, I would like one on Pelosi and Camel-la that covered the whole face, but you see my point, don't you?   

They say they are trying to show everyone that COVID is still out there.   They want to protect each other.   They are listening to the science.

Um, the last time some shithead like Chuck Schumer was listening to the science, he was in tenth grade biology.  Indeed, most of these jerks are holding onto their masks because they really don't want to lose them.   They want the American people to feel like they are in a constant state of peril that only they can extricate us from.   

So the mask is a calling card.   A reminder that we are all lemmings in their world.   

Hmmm, the last time government leaders made people all wear something to identify ourselves, it was a serial number stenciled on the wrist.

Morons.   

Dinner last night:  Eggplant parmagiana at Wood and Fire.

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