46 BC: JULIUS CAESAR DEFEATS CAECILIUS METELLUS SCIPIO AND MARCUS PORCIUS CATO IN THE BATTLE OF THAPSUS.
Huh? What? Who?
1199: KING RICHARD I OF ENGLAND DIES FROM AN INFECTION FOLLOWING THE REMOVAL OF AN ARROW FROM HIS SHOULDER.
Somebody forgot to wear their surgical gloves.
1327: THE POET PETRARCH FIRST SEES HIS IDEALIZED LOVE, IN AVIGNON.
The gun is in the clock. Wait. Wrong Laura.
1667: AN EARTHQUAKE DEVASTATES DUBROVNIK.
Of course, it did.
1712: THE NEW YORK SLAVE REVOLT OF 1712 BEGINS NEAR BROADWAY.
So watch out if you're on the TKTS line.
1808: JOHN JACOB ASTOR INCORPORATES THE AMERICAN FUR COMPANY, THAT WOULD EVENTUALLY MAKE HIM AMERICA'S FIRST MILLIONAIRE.
The birth of the 1 percent.
1830: CHURCH OF CHRIST, THE ORIGINAL LATTER DAY SAINT MOVEMENT, IS INAUGURATED BY JOSEPH SMITH.
And this is a big date for these folks as you will see.
1841: US PRESIDENT JOHN TYLER IS SWORN IN, TWO DAYS AFTER BECOMING PRESIDENT UPON WILLIAM HENRY HARRISON'S DEATH.
What took them so long?
1860: THE REORGANIZED CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST OF LATTER DAY SAINTS IS COMPLETED BY JOSEPH SMITH III.
Well, they redid that one pretty quickly.
1865: AMERICAN CIVIL WAR - CONFEDERATE GENERAL ROBERT E LEE'S ARMY LOSES ITS LAST MAJOR BATTLE IN VIRGINIA.
One way ticket to Appomattox.
1869: CELLULOID IS PATENTED.
Somebody made a shit load of dough on this.
1893: THE SALT LAKE TEMPLE OF THE CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST OF LATTER DAY SAINTS IS DEDICATED.
They love this date of April 6.
1896: IN ATHENS, THE OPENING OF THE FIRST MODERN OLYMPIC GAMES IS CELEBRATED.
1500 years later.
1916: ACTOR PHIL LEEDS IS BORN.
Talk about a recognizable face.
1917: WORLD WAR I - THE US DECLARES WAR ON GERMANY.
Achtung.
1924: FIRST ROUND-THE-WORLD FLIGHT COMMENCES.
Food for purchase.
1929: LOUISIANA GOVERNOR HUEY P. LONG IS IMPEACHED.
All the King's men.
1930: GANDHI RAISES A LUMP OF MUD AND SALT AND DECLARES, "WITH THIS, I AM SHAKING THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE."
"And where's the soap?"
1937: ACTOR BILLY DEE WILLIAMS IS BORN.
How come he didn't make it into the new Star Wars?
1947: ACTOR JOHN RATZENBERGER IS BORN.
Cliff!
1947: THE FIRST TONY AWARDS ARE PRESENTED.
Still the most entertaining awards ceremony around.
1952: ACTRESS MARILU HENNER IS BORN.
Taxi!
1957: GREEK TYCOON ARISTOTLE ONASSIS FOUNDS OLYMPIC AIRLINES.
And you thought all he had were yachts.
1972: VIETNAM WAR: THE EASTER OFFENSIVE BEGINS AS AMERICAN FORCES START SUSTAINED AIR STRIKES.
Well, that's not very Easter-like.
1992: AUTHOR ISAAC ASIMOV DIES.
That ends his fantastic voyage.
1996: ACTRESS GREER GARSON DIES.
The longest Oscar acceptance speech in history.
1998: COUNTRY SINGER TAMMY WYNETTE DIES.
D-E-A-D.
1998: CITIBANK IS FORMED.
Let the debt begin.
2014: ACTOR MICKEY ROONEY DIES.
Andy Hardy Goes to Heaven.
2015: SINGER RAY CHARLES DIES.
Nothing on his mind now.
2017: COMIC DON RICKLES DIES.
Heaven got a little funnier on that day.
2020: ACTOR JAMES DRURY DIES.
TV's Virginian.
Dinner last night: Crispy chicken sandwich at McHale's Pub.
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