Friday, December 9, 2022

I'll Be Home For Christmas - Thanks to the New Bail Rules

 

Santa's too afraid to come down her chimney.
Oh, my God!   They've arrested Bluto!
Handy gift suggestion for her:  a mirror.
 Quick guess, everybody.  Prostitution?
No more egg nog for her.
 "Mr. Benny?"
 Grandma after she was run over by the reindeer.
 Zip-a-dee-doo-dah-zip-a-dee-aye.
No fooling.   This was a Santa Claus in a mall who got busted for pinching a woman's ass.
 The Christmas sweater can be returned.  He can't.
Movie sequel:  The Grinch Comes to Harlem.
It may be thumbs up now, but wait till you see where your cellmate puts his.

Dinner last night:  Sandwich.

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