Santa sings, "I see London, I see France, I see Mommy's underpants." This is what happens the moment before the song starts about her kissing him.
Because we all had at least one sloppy drunk in our families.
I love Lucy...and nicotine. "Call for...Lung Cancer."
And when Sammy has that holiday hangover....
The gift that just keeps on rerunning.
Now you open your smart phone first because nobody takes pictures with instant cameras anymore.
"Screw the hot chocolate. I want a Coke!"
So Santa's outfit will be nice and wrinkle-free.
Santa smokes Pall Malls. So should you.
Dinner last night: Salad.
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