Your Weekend Movie Guide for March 2023

 

Well, back in 1972, somebody was trying to make the most box office of "West Side Story" getting 10 Oscars.   These days, awards just mean your movie gets to stay on a streaming service longer.  Hmmm.  Which one of last Sunday night's Oscar winners will be remembered in ten years.   Or even one year?

You know the monthly drill, folks.  I'll drift through the movie pages to give you my gut reaction to what's polluting our cinemas these days.   Any future Oscar nominees?  Ha.

Super Mario Brothers:   Hello, 1982.

Scream VI:   Scream movies are like Nancy Pelosi.   They never really go away.

Creed III:   That sound of a cash register you hear is Sylvester Stallone selling out his reputation.

Champions: A bunch of loser kids play basketball as coached by Woody Harrelson.   Any plugs for his cannabis store?

65:  Used to be the retirement age.

Ant-Man and the Wasp - Quantumania:   See it?   I can barely pronounce it.

Cocaine Bear:  Blog review to come.  Yes, I did.

Demon Slayer - Kimetsu No Yaiba:  Anybody?

Jesus Revolution:  Long overdue in this country.

Shazam! Fury of the Gods:  Starring Jim Nabors?

A Snowy Day in Oakland:   Um, they don't like anything white up there.

All the World is Sleeping:  Pretty much.

Inside: Sequel to the movie "Outside."

Moving On:  Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin seem to refuse to work with anybody else.

Pinball - The Man Who Saved the Game:  Tilt.

Supercell:  Tornadoes and all sort of other weather.  Starring Anne Heche before she died and Alec Baldwin before he shot somebody.

Dinner last night:  Beef and broccoli.