Friday, November 14, 2025

Let The Holiday Family Portraits Begin

 

Remembering where the family dog just peed.
Why is one-half of this crowd dressed in prison garb?
Somebody please confiscate her hair brush.
Find the Lesbian.
The boy is crying because they insisted on propping up his dead sister for the photo.
"Who the fuck is that?"

Find the uncle with the strange skin condition.
That's not a family.  It's a J Crew ad.
I cannot fathom my family doing this...ever.
Dad actually wears that to work.

Dinner last night:  Leftover chili.

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