The Mug Days of August 2018

 Arrested mid-weave.

 I can pretend to look dead.   Wanna see?

 Arrested for shoplifting at LensCrafters.

 The Man with the Golden Chin.

 More than just frown lines.

 Who's got a napkin??

 Wait till you meet somebody in the prison shower...

 How does this attach?

 The cops obviously approached him from the side.

 Yeah, I know.  Waste of time.

 Apparently.

Does this look right to you?

Dinner last night:  Hamburger.