One Picture, A Thousand Words

 

Yeah, kid, I know.

Better hope Grandma didn't just eat a plate of cauliflower.

When you hire the homeless as babysitters.

When you hire a Food Network host as your babysitter.

Oh, wow.  It's Kirk Cameron's office birthday party!

She heard you could be aroused by using an appliance.

 So what if the bride has passed out.  Smile, everybody!!!

Grandma is smokin' hot.

Hair styles by Sweeney Todd.

 Whoa!  That's what I call a makeover!!!

You might want to stay away from the potatoes au gratin.

Voted Senior Class "Most Likely to Have the Shit Kicked Out of Him."

Dinner last night:  Italian sub from Jersey Mike's.