A Wednesday Kind of Love

Love notes as only I can dispense. From the Eastern time zone.

---A hung jury in the Phil Spector trial? You literally can get away with murder in California.

---That should be a mental note to all those people in SoCal who regularly piss me off.

---So, OJ is back. He got arrested for a Las Vegas burglary of his own memorabilia.

It would be hilarious for him to finally get locked up permanently for something other than the heinous crime he committed 13 years ago.

---The ones who should be behind bars with him are those twelve morons that let this idiot back onto the streets. I know they think about what they did every day as they go about their lives. Which probably includes selling stamps at the post office and collecting relief checks on the first of every month.

---That's the jury that should have been hung.

---And quartered.

---And Fred Goldman never goes away either. Now he's got the rights to OJ's tell-all book and he plans to publish it in a means to get the civil case money OJ owes him.

---It's fourteen years later, Fred. Let it go.

---What happened to your son is a travesty, but it's time to move on. Where did you do your grief counseling? At Costco?

---Face the facts. Your kid was headed over there with Nicole's eyeglasses because he thought he was going to get a little nooky. Don't tell me that restaurants always hand deliver items left behind by patrons.

---I left my sunglasses at a restaurant once. They called me up.

---"Come and get them."

---And once I left my ATM card behind on the table. The restaurant called me up.

---"Come and get it."

---Am I the only one who thinks Fred Goldman looks like a coach from the Oakland A's during the 70s.

---In New York, after the Mets' treacherous weekend against the Phillies, I'm finally hearing some Reyes bashing. Where you all been?

---The guy needs to get his ass ripped once and for all so that he can mature past it. It's only for his own good.

---The Met bullpen looks like Vietnam without the napalm.

---I can tell you of at least 10 Dodger losses this year that can be blamed directly on Grady Little's managing.

---Do the math. They win the division hands down without this knucklehead at the helm.

---Bad pitching manuevers weren't isolated with his Pedro move in the 2003 playoffs vs. the Yankees. The guy has an amazing knack of making the same mistake over and over and over.

---Sort of like what I do with American Airlines.

---Bobby Valentine, are you tired of sushi yet? LA is waiting for you.

---I can't imagine where the Dodgers would have been this year if they had started the season with James Loney at first instead of making him needlessly languish in the minors for the first 3 months.

---Fearless prediction: Loney will be the NL MVP in 2008.

---A rare win for the Mets: the schedule makers have given them home games the last weekend of September 2008 as they close up Shea. The Yankees have to close up their dump a week earlier.

---Now all the Mets have to worry about is not closing up their season the last September weekend in 2007.

---As I walked by Radio City Music Hall this AM, I noticed a poster that said the Dalai Lama will be appearing there next month.

---With the Rockettes, I hope.

---Is it me or is Hillary steamrolling her way to the White House?

---The political mechanisms in this country need to come equipped with laugh tracks.

---Dust off that spare bedroom in the White House. Bill is coming. It's probably the one Eleanor was using when she wasn't canoodling any more with Franklin.

---Only in NY: apparently, during the US Open, there was a lot of vandalism in the parking lot. 900 car mirrors were stolen. Cops found them in an adjacent glass store and that guy got thrown in a jail.

---But, my question is: how does that happen 900 times in a parking lot without some security seeing it?

---Answer: Because there was probably no security.

Dinner last night: Turkey burger with grilled vegetables.