Easter Wednesday

Make mine incredibly scrambled.

---So, Pope Eggs Benedict welcomed some Muslim convert. Wait till the guy find out he can't eat camel on Fridays.

---Maybe that's how we get Bin Laden out of hiding. Have him win a church raffle and then watch when he comes to collect his new convertible.

---Hey, I'm just happy the Pope remembered that he can make public appearances. He's been like the Vatican version of "Where's Waldo?"

---The only person we've seen less of lately is the Wright Reverend Wright.

---It's amazing how he just vanished before our eyes. The church website is gone. He's nowhere to be found.

---It's like the Sopranos had him "disappeared." Maybe his car is parked next to Adriana's out at Newark Airport.

---The betting line is that the Obooboo camp paid him off to go sit in some Alabama Motel 6 and watch "Good Times" reruns on TV Land.

---You want to find Wright? Start tracing calls to KFCs that deliver.

---I can't believe how people were gushing over Obooboo's speech last week. If Wright doesn't show up on You Tube, Ba-lack would have had absolutely nothing to say about racism in this country.

---By the way, the new pastor of the Trinity United Church of Christ had an interesting Easter Sunday sermon. He compared the recent treatment of the Wright Reverend to the crucifixion.

---Gee, I've been saying the same thing. Sort of.

---"Jesus Christ, when are they going to nail that guy?!!"

---Fun Stat of the Week: Over a four year period, Obooboo donated over 27 thousand dollars to the Wright Reverend's church.

---That's a lot of money from somebody who wasn't paying attention.

---Introduction of the week: Mr. Last Rites, please say hello to the Hillary Clinton Presidential campaign.

---Do the soon-to-be-jailed Mayor of Detroit and the former Governor of New York trade Christmas cards? I'm just saying...

---That Kwame guy was knee deep with hookers. But, of course, he was a "victim of circumstance."

---"Victim of circumstance" is Ebonic for "Guilty as shit."

---The Dodgers will draw 115,000 people for that Coliseum exhibition game vs. the Red Sox on Saturday.

---Meanwhile, the Marlins will draw about 20,000 less for all 81 home games this season.

---Over 100,000 people in a single spot and I think there are only two bathrooms, tops. I am going to start curtailing my liquid intake on Thursday.

---The famed Jewish deli, Canter's, is opening up a stand at Dodger Stadium. Because nothing goes better with a baseball game on a hot July afternoon than a big bowl of matzo ball soup.

---I am betting they're closed for Saturday day games.

---The American Idol Top 10 last night each sang songs from the year of their birth. There was not one song that I ever heard played on an 8 Track.

---The new frontrunner, David Cook, got major kudos for doing Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean" as if he was calling into a suicide hotline.

---I'm not a fan of this guy, who looks like the jerk in high school who wouldn't let you sit at his lunch table.

---Goofy Paula Abdul was wearing some long black gloves and looked like Kitty Carlisle after joining Hell's Angels.

Dinner last night: Ground steak and pickled beets.