WTF Wednesday!!

Like the absurdity of the picture above, our world today is a goofy place. And none of it makes any sense. All of it makes you scream...WTF!

---Did we all get enough details on Mr. and Mrs. Urkel's date last weekend? We haven't had that much information since Gidget and Moondoggie hit the Shake Shack at Muscle Beach.

---WTF.

---Does anybody except Us Magazine give a shit about what these two are doing with themselves? Or with each other?

---All the news about their big date excluded the one thing I wanted to know.

---Did he get any?

---The more I see the media make these two into the typical American couple, the more I realize they are anything but.

---Just ask anybody who dealt with the missus in their old Chicago neighborhood. Two words keep coming up over and over.

---"Raving lunatic."

---WTF.

---But, a raving lunatic with 600 dollar sneakers. And you don't find those draped over telephone lines on my block.

---Can you imagine the media frenzy and backlash that would have happened if Barbara Bush bought 600 dollar sneakers?

---Can you imagine the media frenzy when Barbara Bush tried to fit her swollen feet into 600 dollar sneakers??

---Now we're getting press coverage on Mrs. Urkel's old lady who has now plopped her ass into the White House as well.

---She's trying to carry on a normal life. With season tickets to all the important Washington DC events.

---WTF.

---If she really was trying to carry on a normal life, I'd expect to see her down at the Fluff N' Fold doing her unmentionables.

---A story in the LA Times yesterday talked all about how late night comics and writers are staying away from doing and writing jokes on the President because they don't want to appear racist.

---If Bob Hope was alive, I bet he'd be doing Obama jokes.

---No moratorium here in this blog. Bob Hope would be proud.

---For instance, if you're one of those who say that the day there was a Black president, pigs would fly, guess what?

---Last week, swine flu.

---But I wanna tell you...

---No, really, jackasses got up into the air, too. Until Joe Biden realized he didn't want to fly in a confined space.

---But I wanna tell you...

---Did you hear that Obama is going to tax aspirin? Yep, it's white and it works.

---But I wanna tell you...

---There's a documentary on HBO this month that you should see. It was even nominated for an Oscar. "Trouble The Water."

---It's supposed to be a look at Hurricane Katrina through the eyes and the video camera lens of two schmucks who rode out the storm.

---While it's allegedly poignant, it actually plays like a Wayan Brothers comedy with every racial stereotype you can imagine.

---Until you realize it's all real.

---But the two assholes have the last laugh when they use their FEMA money---and our tax dollars---to start a hip hop record label.

---WTF!

---Sad that a true talent, Dom DeLuise, passed away. He was on a Murphy Brown episode when we were there and he stole the show.

---Except I'm surprised he lasted this long. That night, he was so fat that he couldn't stand on his own two legs.

---It was Classic Rock night on American Idol and I finally decided that I don't give a shit about this season. They are too busy pimping that annoying Adam Lambert as the future winner. And he has a better shot at selling eyeliner than his own record album.

---The mentor last night was Slash from Guns N'Roses and how do you take career advice from somebody with staples in his nose?

---Judge Kara DioGuardi was dressed for the night as a biker chick and she looked like she was playing Rizzo in the Sioux City VFW production of Grease.

---Yawn...and WTF.

---My guess is that clean cut Kris goes home as his attempts at hard rock sounded like the Cowsills doing Def Leopard.

Dinner last night: Teriyaki chicken cutlet and side salad.