You need doctoring. I've got your prescription right here.
---As seen in the picture above, folks in NY and LA have been lining up and camping out for free medical care.
---Yes, gang, it's free.
---One ignoramus on the news talked about how she was going to get everything fixed. Teeth, eyes, feet. Because it's all free.
---Yes, gang, it's free.
---Doesn't cost a thing until you and I get our next tax bills.
---No, gang, it's not free.
---Please be my guest. Get those feet scraped. Get your ears cleaned out of all that nasty wax. And get those eyes checked so, like this fashion nightmare above, you can spend all your free time doing crossword puzzles.
---I'm always amused that some people have no trouble lining up at 430AM for something free, yet they can't get to work at 9AM.
---The lines swelled because the folks already there were spreading the word. On their Black Berrys.
---Because when you are poor and needy, there are those essentials of life. Milk, bread, shoes for your children,...
---and, of course, Wi-Fi.
---Or whatever is the latest technology. No deprived home should be without the newest product on sale at Best Buy.
---Like that picture that circulated a while back. Remember? Michelle Obummer working a homeless soup kitchen and smiling for a cell phone photo.
---Meanwhile, there's a food code violation here. Why aren't her phony hair extensions in a snood?
---Trust me, folks, the only really free thing in this world is my blog.
---Even with the latest subscription price increase, it's still free.
---I love the state of Arizona. Where it is now illegal to be an illegal immigrant.
---Have you heard anything more stupid in your life?
---Well, I guess that means there are some states where it is legal to be a legal immigrant.
---Where are those states? Can we find them on Google Maps? And is there room for me??
---Arizona is simply trying to do what the Federal Government has failed to do. Protect the borders.
---Speaking of which, here's a creepy scene from my cabride home from LAX. Mr. Middle Eastern had easy listening music on the radio, but it all had the Arabian flair.
---Weird to hear the Love Theme from Titanic" played as if the boat was sinking in the Suez Canal.
---Like being in an office building elevator in Baghdad.
---All of it probably encoded to send messages to their operatives in this country.
---More stupidity coming your way: A couple of asshole senators, headed by New York's Schmuck Schumer and Al "I Was Always Coked Up on SNL" Franklin, have sent a letter to Facebook. They're complaining that people will have their personal information exposed on the website.
---Hello??? Morons? Anybody there??? What do you expect when you have a social network like this?
---Folks are on there all day. And they post information by personal choice. If you're dumb enough to put your credit card number on Facebook, you deserve to come home to a bank account that has been cleaned out.
---Hey, if I didn't want you to know what I had for dinner last night, I wouldn't post it here.
---On a free blog.
---Circling back on a Len Speaks review from last week: "Promises, Promises" opened with mixed to bad reviews from the critics.
---I liked it. That's all you need to know. In a write-up that was available to you here...
---...free.
Dinner last night: Proscuitto and provolone sandwich from Food.
1 comment:
I like the woman on line in the first photo who is either wearing a grey wig or a mop. Maybe they were passing out free wigs.
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