The Friday Morning Walmart Doorbuster Sale

He'll be really easy to find on the golf course.

I love the cocktails on her dress.  Let's hope nobody in her family is a recovering alcoholic.

She's not looking for excuses.  Okay, then, she's fat because she eats a lot.

"Can you tell which aisle the pimps are in?"

You forgot something.

Paging Jenny Craig.....

Well, there are some people who still dress up to go shopping.

In tune with the Spring pastels.

Nice breasts, lady.  "The ones in the front or the back?"

Dinner last night:  Clubhouse salad at the Cheesecake Factory.