Beware the Mugs of March

Oh, my goodness.  They've arrested God!

 It ain't gonna work, kid.  We all know you're White.

 

 Bacon strips and....probably water.

 Yeah, you're kung fu-cked.

 You'll wake up some morning and find those gold teeth missing.

 I don't think that's grape jelly.

 It's not going to be a circus where you're going.

 You should have read the handwriting on your face.

 Oh, you've been in the prison shower already?

Throw away the key, please.

Dinner last night:  Assorted Chinese dishes at Cheng Du.