I don't, you know. But, if I did, there's what you might have heard in the 28 days of February.
#LenSpeaks The ground hog saw his shadow. Four more years of Barack Obama.
#LenSpeaks As a result, the ground hog was later interviewed on MSNBC by Rachel Maddow.
#LenSpeaks Viewers were confused and needed to be told which one was Rachel.
#LenSpeaks Those people arguing for gun control might not have been on line at the Department of Motor Vehicles.
#LenSpeaks Everybody is worrying that the government will have to shut down. But doesn't it do that every Saturday and Sunday?
#LenSpeaks And at least one Monday a month. Like, in California where Cesar Chavez Day is a state holiday.
#LenSpeaks One year later and Whitney Houston is still dead.
#LenSpeaks I have no clue who anybody is at the Grammys.
#LenSpeaks Apparently, my musical taste stopped around 1989.
#LenSpeaks If the Grammys were smart and wanted to pull in ratings, they would stage a tribute to England Dan and John Ford Coley stat.
#LenSpeaks RIP Ed Koch. How ya doin'? Okay, we won't ask.
#LenSpeaks Bizzar-o moment. I had to call the subscription desk of the Hollywood Report and they were closed because of the east coast blizzard.
#LenSpeaks Trashing Vin Scully in his book, I now realize that Mike Piazza is as dumb as I had hoped he wasn't.
#LenSpeaks Since Mike's memory is so conflicted these days, how can you believe that he didn't take steroids?
#LenSpeaks If you have any friends in England, Matthew Crawley's death on "Downton Abbey" was the worst kept secret ever.
#LenSpeaks NBC TV. "Must See TV" is now "Must Flee TV."
#LenSpeaks NBC offerings are still shown on American Airlines. Even there, passengers are trying to change the channels.
#LenSpeaks Welcome to health care in America. Two prescriptions I bought in December: $39. Same two prescriptions in Fenruary: $207.
#LenSpeaks Yesterday, I had meetings with two attorneys and a tax accountant. Sounds like that needs a punchline.
#LenSpeaks Tomorrow, I meet with two priests and a rabbi. Now I know that has a punchline.
#LenSpeaks Did anybody know what the word "sequester" meant a year ago?
#LenSpeaks So Benedict is too pooped to Pope?
#LenSpeaks The only thing this Pope will be remembered for is that he resigned.
#LenSpeaks Oh, I thought the host of this year's Oscars was Spanky MacFarlane. Now that would have been an improvement.
#LenSpeaks You could almost see the sweat forming on Seth's forehead.
#LenSpeaks I remember Barbra's face the way it was.
#LenSpeaks The Oscars celebrated movie music history, but somehow confined it all to musicals produced by the award producers.
#LenSpeaks They left Andy Griffith off the Oscar death roll. I hope Ron Howard doesn't pay his dues for 2013.
#LenSpeaks Meanwhile, I'm always a little sad when I watch the Oscar "In Memorium" and I don't see Alec Baldwin's name.
#LenSpeaks I would have loved to see the media spin if Michelle Obama had opened up the Best Picture envelope and it was "Django Unchained."
#LenSpeaks There must be an entire room in the White House devoted to housing her wigs.
#LenSpeaks The best feeling in the world is the first time you hear Vin Scully's voice every spring.
Dinner last night: Had a big lunch so just a sandwich.
Friday, March 1, 2013
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