The Mugs of October

Somebody stole a Sharpie.

With that cap, he's all ready for the prison showers.

 Yeah, you do.

It's the Joker's Grandfather.

If he was stealing something, I hope it was a jaw.

Beware where he/she logs in on Match.com.

 Accessorizing police tape beautifully.

 "I do."  Well, she doesn't any more.

 But I have to pick up my kids from soccer practice.

 Oh, my God!  They've arrested Jim Carrey.

 Jailed on the Fourth of July.

Pretty much.

Dinner last night:  Chicken fried steak and salad.