Morons of the Month - November 2022

 

It was inevitable.  Sooner or later, I was going to get around to this bunch of lowlifes.   Now, in the past, Miss Joy Behar got to be a Monthly Moron all by her lonesome.   And that is when I unfortunately had to admit that I had a hand in her early successful days.   If you want to recall my pain, check out: 

https://lenspeaks.blogspot.com/2015/11/moron-of-month-november-2015.html

But this time around, we want to honor the whole goddamned "View."   A show that has been on the air for so many decades.   The original creator, Barbara Walters, had a more reserved concept in mind.   A balanced and sane daily snapshot of the world.   Well, that has since gone to shit.  Along with Barbara, who must be throwing oatmeal at her caregiver every morning.

Now with Botoxed Behar in charge along with former welfare mom Karen Johnson AKA Whoopi Goldberg (I must confess to having met her, too) and a couple other no-name idiots sitting around the table, they gather every morning to discuss...gasp...politics...when they should be yakking about menstruation.  Well, as least, those of them who don't have cobwebs around their private parts.

I confess that I've never really seen a complete episode of "The View."  People who have fully formed brains don't.   I've always said that the main audience of this show is either in hospital beds or down at Toyota waiting for their oil change to be done.   

Yet, indeed, I have several female friends who are smart and still watch.  They are now suspect in my book.   Because they take the political rantings and ravings of this bunch of canasta players so seriously.   As if any of these broads know what they are talking about.

Of course, for a bunch of years now, they do nothing but carp about Donald Trump despite the fact that he's been out of the White House for almost two years now.   Still, he lives rent free in their heads.   And why not?   The space not occupied by their brains could be a two bedroom apartment in Manhattan.

So, if "The View" has been moronic for so long, how come I'm just getting around to them now?   Welp, I happened to see clips of their Halloween show the other day.   They had real little kids coming in to show off their costumes.   Except, on this pile of shit show, you were unlikely to see youngsters decked out as princesses or pirates or Spidermen.  Nope, Joy and company have to continue their usual charade by dressing these children in political statements.

First off, out comes Karen Johnson dressed in something from "The Handmaid's Tale."  Yep, a message about abortion.   I really wished the camera would have cut to a little eight-year-old girl turning to her mother and asking "what's an abortion?"

Then, there's a kid as an Oscar with a hand slapped over his face.  Oh, of course, Will Smith.  I get it, even though it was months ago and the kid in the costume had no clue what he was wearing.

And then the piece de resistance...two kids dressed as FBI agents with a third boy made to look like Trump being flushed down a toilet at Mar-A-Lago.

Is this mike on?

To say that this was the worst episode of "The View" is impossible because each one hits a new low.  Yes, they are morons, but there are bigger ones on the other side of the camera.

The dopey audience that has tuned into it since Eleanor Roosevelt was a co-host.

Dinner last night:  Salad.