Sunday, July 7, 2024

The Sunday Memory Drawer - When The Stars Are Out On Summer Nights

 

Holy shit!

I'm looking at the internet and rubbing my eyes.  This could have been a photo that my father took with that damn Argus Technicolor camera of his.  Because I clearly remember this image on the Boardwalk at Atlantic City.  We went to see this show.

Then it hit me like a ton of bricks.  I had actually seen Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons perform.  At the Steel Pier that you see above.  And at Freedomland in the Bronx.  I don't know how I had forgotten this.

My mom was a big fan and wouldn't miss seeing them.   And, of course, it was during the summer at Atlantic City that we actually went to see somebody perform live.

Back in the day, my family didn't venture out beyond the local movie theater when it came to entertainment.  Heck, I didn't see my first Broadway show until I was 15.  I didn't go to my first rock concert until I was in college.  The closest I had come to seeing stars in person was when they showed up for a ten minute walk-on during a movie promotional tour that landed at one of the Mount Vernon movie theaters.  That was as close as we ever got. 

I wonder now if this caused an issue between my parents.  My mom was a big fan of top 40 music.  She went out to buy the 45 rpm discs of all the big hits.  She sang along to them while she cleaned the house.

Music was a big deal to her.

My dad?  Meh.  

He would listen to nothing but WNEW AM 1130 on the car radio.   And then tune into the Polka Party on WFUV every Saturday night.  That was it.

So, another question that goes begging for an answer through the ages is whether my parents ever went to see a musical star perform in person.  I'll never know the answer.   My guess is...no.  Nein.  Nyet.

And this makes our summer vacations in Atlantic City even more important.  And it explains now to me why my mother always seemed to be focusing on who was appearing at the Steel Pier while we were there.

She'd call ahead weeks before to find out.  The entire vacation, usually accompanied by another family, was planned around the performance schedule at the Steel Pier.  It was tricky since stars only showed up there for two or three days at a time.  They would then move on.  If your vacation was ill-timed, you'd be stuck with some dog.   But, not with my mom handling the logistics.

And that's how we ended up seeing Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons on the Boardwalk at Atlantic City.  The place was jammed.  Me and the rest of the kids got dragged along.  My dad and the representative male figure of the other family?  My guess is that they passed the time in a nearby gin mill.
And here's yet another photo that my dad could have taken.  Because on a subsequent summer, Mom got to see Paul Anka at the same venue.  There was a meet-and-greet line.  I shook Paul Anka's hand.  I was probably eight years old.  I was already taller than him.

Lo and behold, there was one more summer and one more concert at the Steel Pier.  Mom called ahead.  Who was on the schedule for our week in the sun and the surf?

Lawrence Welk and the Lennon Sisters.
You would have thought my family hit the million dollar lotto.  The show that played on two...count 'em...two different TV sets in my house every Saturday.  And we would be seeing them live.

Naturally, I was bored out of my skull.

But, of all people to make an appearance for the show?  My father.  Lawrence Welk was sacred.  He was German.  He played polka music.  That was good enough for him.  Two degrees of separation for my dad.

We got an added bonus when the Freedomland amusement park opened just ten minutes from our house in Mount Vernon, New York.   It was a foolhardy attempt by some idiot to recreate Disneyland.  In. The. Bronx.  But, since there was no freakin' way that my family was going to get to Anaheim, California any time soon, we sucked in the swamp air of Freedomland on multiple summer nights. 

They had a musical band shell at Freedomland and suddenly the Steel Pier was at our doorsteps.  Mom regularly checked the newspapers to see who was appearing.  One night, we ventured out to see Frank Fontaine, who played "Crazy Guggenheim" on the old Jackie Gleason Show.
Okay, going by the picture, you know his act was an acquired taste.  But he was on the Gleason Show.  We watched the Gleason Show.  We went.  My father was a fan.  He showed up, too.

A month later, my mother was on the moon again.  Coming to Freedomland:  Frankie Valli and the Four Season.  I didn't understand the reason for a repeat viewing.  I questioned the outing.  Mom was not hearing a thing.

"Don't argue with me.  We're going."

Yes, ma'am.

One year later, guess who showed up at Freedomland.   The bubble king and those four sisters.   We're not, are we?

"Don't argue with me.  We're going."

This time, an appearance by Lawrence Welk ten minutes away from where we lived emptied out the whole house.   My grandmother and grandfather came along.  This was monumental.   The only places they really went were the supermarket, the bank, and the doctor.

It was odd seeing Grandma and Grandpa out amongst the living.  In an amusement park, no less.

I don't remember much about the performance that night, except I probably dozed off two or twenty times.  Indeed, the oldest generation was not impressed.

"He looks better on television."

Given that their TV set only got black and white, that didn't say much for Mr. Welk's complexion.

"Next time we stay home."

And, as far as I can remember, that was the last concert we ever went to as a family.

Dinner last night:  Prime rib at the Smoke House.

Saturday, July 6, 2024

Classic TV Commercial of the Month - July 2024

 Nancy Sinatra...enough said.

Dinner last night:  Double Double from In N' Out.

Friday, July 5, 2024

A Fourth of July Parade of Bad Hair in Jail

 

Oh, my God!  They've arrested My Pretty Pony!
Arresting for impersonating a box of Crayolas.

The cover probably looked better on the tea kettle.
With those colors, I would say she goes to UCLA.  But, come on, folks.  A college student???
Mrs. Goofy, Goofy Grape.

Formerly employed as a Swifter Mop.
She comes with her own identification already emblazoned on her skin.  Like cattle.
Man?  Woman?  Cockroach?  Anybody?

Couldn't she have a skin blemish on the other side so she's at least symmetrical?

She looks like she got trapped in a tickertape parade.

Dinner last night:  Fried chicken sandwich at the Dodger game.

Thursday, July 4, 2024

Your Perfect Independence Day


Fireworks and baseball...the perfect combination.

Be safe, all!

Dinner last night:  Fried chicken at the Hollywood Bowl.



Wednesday, July 3, 2024

This Date in History - July 3

 

Happy birthday to Jan Smithers.  You all remember her as the super-hot Bailey Quarters on "WKRP."  Or maybe you don't.

324:  IN THE BATTLE OF ADRIANOPLE, CONSTANTINE I DEFEATS LICINIUS, WHO FLEES TO BYZANTIUM.

To get his security blanket.

987:  HUGH CAPET IS CROWNED KING OF FRANCE, THE FIRST OF THE CAPETIAN DYNASTY THAT WOULD RULE FRANCE TILL THE FRENCH REVOLUTION IN 1792.

That's a nice run for those Capets.  Almost Roosevelt-like.

1608:  QUEBEC IS FOUNDED BY SAMUEL DE CHAMPLAIN.

So why is the city not called De Champlain?

1754:  GEORGE WASHINGTON SURRENDERS FORT NECESSITY TO FRENCH FORCES.

So, obviously, the fort was not a.....

1767:  NORWAY'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER STILL IN PRINT, ADRESSEAVISEN, IS FOUNDED AND THE FIRST EDITION IS PUBLISHED.

I wonder if there was a Night Owl edition the evening before.

1775:  DURING THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION, GEORGE WASHINGTON TAKES COMMAND OF THE CONTINENTAL ARMY AT CAMBRIDGE, MASS.

So that fort really was not a....

1819:  THE BANK OF SAVINGS IN NEW YORK CITY, THE FIRST SAVINGS BANK IN THE US, OPENS.

Toaster anybody?

1849:  THE FRENCH ENTER ROME IN ORDER TO RESTORE POPE PIUS IX TO POWER.

Who knew that the French had a Pope in the race?

1852:  CONGRESS ESTABLISHES THE UNITED STATES 2ND MINT IN SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA.

The first mint being created by Wrigley Gum.

1863:  DURING THE AMERICAN CIVIL WAR, THE FINAL DAY OF THE BATTLE OF GETTYSBURG CULMINATES WITH PICKETT'S CHARGE.

I wonder what he charged.  Oh, probably some body bags.

1878:  ACTOR/COMPOSER GEORGE M. COHAN IS BORN.

My father thanks you, my mother thanks you, my sister thanks you, and I thank you.

1884:  DOW JONES AND COMPANY PUBLISHES ITS FIRST STOCK AVERAGE.

And officially became the part of the newspaper that everybody ignores.

1886:  KARL BENZ OFFICIALLY UNVEILS THE BENZ PATENT MOTORWAGEN - THE FIRST PURPOSE-BUILT AUTOMOBILE.

You mean the original car invention was an accident?

1890:  IDAHO IS ADMITTED AS THE 43RD US STATE.

Potatoes are on the house.

1906:  ACTOR GEORGE SANDERS IS BORN.

All About Birth.

1913:  JOURNALIST DOROTHY KILGALLEN IS BORN.

At birth, she was bigger than a breadbox.

1938:  WORLD SPEED RECORD FOR A STEAM RAILWAY LOCOMOTIVE IS SET IN ENGLAND.

So the entrant from Petticoat Junction finished out of the money?

1938:  PRESIDENT FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT DEDICATES THE ETERNAL LIGHT PEACE MEMORIAL AND LIGHTS THE ETERNAL FLAME AT GETTYSBURG.  

You see how history works?  We had a Gettysburg entry for 1863 and now this.  I love when things make sense.

1941:  ATTORNEY GLORIA ALLRED IS BORN.

Let me know when she finally croaks and relieves us all from the pain.

1944:  DURING WORLD WAR II, MINSK IS LIBERATED FROM NAZI CONTROL BY SOVIET TROOPS.

The Night They Raided Minsk.

1947:  ACTRESS BETTY BUCKLEY IS BORN.

Well, that's your first memory.

1949: ACTRESS JAN SMITHERS IS BORN.

She was once married to James Brolin but eventually was smart enough to cast off this lummox to be Barbra's house mule.

1952:  THE CONSTITUTION OF PUERTO RICO IS APPROVED BY THE CONGRESS OF THE US.

The simple question is.....WHY????

1965:  TRIGGER DIES.

Two days later, Roy Rogers dismounted.

1969:  THE BIGGEST EXPLOSION IN THE HISTORY OF ROCKETRY OCCURS WHEN THE SOVIET N-1 ROCKET EXPLODES ON ITS LAUNCHPAD.

The biggest explosion??  Have you ever seen a Michael Bay movie?

1971:  ROCK STAR JIM MORRISON DIES.

Come on, baby, light his fire.

1979:  US PRESIDENT JIMMY CARTER SIGNS THE FIRST DIRECTIVE FOR SECRET AID TO THE OPPONENTS OF THE PRO-SOVIET REGIME IN KABUL.

One of the four days in his administration that Carter actually did something.

1981:  ACTOR ROSS MARTIN DIES.

Sun sets in the Wild Wild West.

1986:  SINGER RUDY VALLEE DIES.

My Time is no longer Your Time.

1988:  UNITED STATES NAVY WARHSIP USS VINCENNES SHOOTS DOWN IRAN AIR FLIGHT 655 OVER THE PERSIAN GULF, KILLING ALL 290 PEOPLE ABOARD.

So that's 2980 people who ultimately won't move to the west side of Los Angeles.

1989:  ACTOR JIM BACKUS DIES.

I wonder if Mr. Magoo saw this coming.

1993:  ACTOR JOE DERITA DIES.

The Curly nobody remembers.

1993:  BASEBALL STAR DON DRYSDALE DIES.

I remember where I was when I heard this.  I had just left a Met game and had turned on my car radio in the Flushing Marina parking lot.

1994:  THE DEADLIEST DAY IN TEXAS TRAFFIC HISTORY.  FORTY-SIX PEOPLE ARE KILLED IN CRASHES.

All of them in one car.

2005:  SAME SEX MARRIAGE IN SPAIN BECOMES LEGAL.

Don and Juan.

2008:  CLOWN LARRY HARMON DIES.

That's a real Bozo no-no.

2012:  ACTOR ANDY GRIFFITH DIES.

And I'm still upset.

Dinner last night:  Sandwich and a bag of Skittles at a Frasier taping.

Tuesday, July 2, 2024

Moron of the Month - July 2024

 Okay, if you watched the debate the other night, you could nominate either of the candidates as a monthly moron.   I mean, look at the choice.

But I tend to look at things a little differently.  I'm certainly not a Trump-ite but no one could say that he at least conveyed the notion that he is mentally cognitive.  Let's face it, doctors and medical folks, regardless of their party affiliation, know that Joe has dementia and it's not the early stages.  The fact that he is still in this race is mind-boggling.   It is that evident.

So who is one of the main enablers in the President's world?


Yeah, it's the wife with the phony medical title.  And she's not letting him go with any dignity.  

Moron.

Or is it...Dr. Moron.

Dinner last night:  Grilled veggie salad.


Monday, July 1, 2024

Monday Morning Video Laugh - July 1, 2024

 Now here's a big mistake for your holiday gathering.

Dinner last night:  Chicken confit.