Put This On Your Record Player This Christmas

Merry N'Yuk N'Yuk N'Yuk.

 A pedophile Christmas.

 RIP Gomer Pyle.

 Because it's also Christmas where most of the American toys are made.

 A classic Christmas from a classic Jew.

 No words.

 Happy Diversity Christmas.

 Those aren't scratches on the record.  That's really his voice.

 I predict Christmas will fall on December 25.

 I count two dummies.

I told you it was a Christmas movie.

Give the gift of Botox this Christmas.

Dinner last night:  Meatball sandwich.