Wednesday, December 18, 2019

This Date in History - December 18

Happy birthday to Steven Spielberg.  It might not be Schindler's, but you're on our list today.

218 BC:  HANNIBAL'S CARTHAGINIAN FORCES DEFEAT THOSE OF THE ROMAN REPUBLIC DURING THE SECOND PUNIC WAR.

I totally slept through the first one.

1271:  KUBLAI KHAN RENAMES HIS EMPIRE "YUAN."  

Yawn.

1642:  ABEL TASMAN BECOMES THE FIRST EUROPEAN TO LAND IN NEW ZEALAND.

On purpose?

1655:  THE WHITEHALL CONFERENCE ENDS WITH THE DETERMINATION THAT THERE WAS NO LAW PREVENTING JEWS FROM RE-ENTERING ENGLAND AFTER THE EDICT OF EXPULSION OF 1290.

Our birthday boy today would be proud.

1777:  THE UNITED STATES CELEBRATES ITS FIRST THANKSGIVING, MARKING THE RECENT VICTORY BY THE AMERICANS OVER BRITISH GENERAL JOHN BURGOYNE IN OCTOBER.

In December?   A little cold to blow up those helium balloons, I think.

1787:  NEW JERSEY BECOMES THE THIRD STATE TO RATIFY THE US CONSTITUTION.

Ah, the Constitution.  Remember that?

1878:  JOHN KEHOE, THE LAST OF THE MOLLY MAGUIRES, IS EXECUTED IN PENNSYLVANIA.

The Molly Maguires?  Didn't they sing in Vegas?

1878:  RUSSIAN LEADER JOSEPH STALIN IS BORN.

You can still visit his entombed body.  Creepy.

1886:  BASEBALL STAR TY COBB IS BORN.

And immediately went 3 for 4.

1892:  THE PREMIERE PERFORMANCE OF THE NUTCRACKER IN RUSSIA.

Just in time for the holidays.  What a genius move.

1916:  DURING WORLD WAR I, THE BATTLE OF VERDUN ENDS WHEN GERMAN FORCES UNDER CHIEF OF STAFF ERICH VON FALKENHAYN ARE DEFEATED BY THE FRENCH.

The French won???  Really????

1916:  ACTRESS BETTY GRABLE IS BORN.

Nice set of pins on her.

1917:  ACTOR OSSIE DAVIS IS BORN.

If he had hooked up with Harriet Tubman, we would have had one hell of a sitcom.

1917:  THE RESOLUTION CONTAINING THE LANGUAGE OF THE 18TH AMENDMENT TO ENACT PROHIBITION IS PASSED BY THE US CONGRESS.

Talk about a buzzkill.

1932:  THE CHICAGO BEARS DEFEAT THE PORTSMOUTH SPARTANS 9-0 IN THE FIRST EVER NFL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME.  BECAUSE OF A BLIZZARD, THE GAME IS MOVED FROM WRIGLEY FIELD TO CHICAGO STADIUM.

Because there was no blizzard five miles away????

1943:  ROCK STAR KEITH RICHARDS IS BORN.

Starting to gather some moss.

1944:  DURING WORLD WAR II, THE US AIR FORCES BOMBS HANKOW, CHINA, WHICH IS A JAPANESE SUPPLY BASE.

Holy hankow.

1946:  DIRECTOR STEVEN SPIELBERG IS BORN.

We're gonna need a bigger crib.

1956:  JAPAN JOINS THE UNITED NATIONS.

Oh, sure.  Now you want to play nice.

1963:  ACTOR BRAD PITT IS BORN.

A reminder to send birthday greetings to a good friend of mine who grew up with Brad and shared the same birthday party in grade school.

1971:  GOLFER BOBBY JONES DIES.

Yeah, but somehow he ended up pitching for the Mets thirty years later.

1972:  PRESIDENT RICHARD NIXON ANNOUNCES THAT THE US WILL ENGAGE NORTH VIETNAM IN A SERIES OF CHRISTMAS BOMBINGS AFTER PEACE TALKS COLLAPSE.

That ain't Santa Claus up on your roof.

1973:  THE ISLAMIC DEVELOPMENT BANK IS FOUNDED.

No interest.

1978:  DOMINICA JOINS THE UNITED NATIONS.

Is this a country or a stripper?

1997:  HTML 4.0 IS PUBLISHED.

RFLMAO.

1997:  ACTOR CHRIS FARLEY DIES.

What a waste.

2002:  THEN GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIAN GRAY DAVIS ANNOUNCES THAT THE STATE BUDGET DEFICIT WILL BE TWICE WHAT HE PREDICTED.

Here comes Arnold.

2006:  UNITED ARAB EMIRATES HOLDS ITS FIRST-EVER ELECTIONS.

That explains the gunshots.

2006:  ANIMATOR JOSEPH BARBERA DIES.

Wilma!!!!

2007:  TV HOST JACK LINKLETTER DIES.  

His dad Art outlived him by three years.

2014:  ACTRESS VIRNA LISI DIES.

Lots of happy guys in Heaven on this day.

2016:  ACTRESS ZSA ZSA GABOR DIES.

At the age of 208.

Dinner last night:  Leftover tri-tip and Asian bean salad.

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