Friday, December 27, 2019

Rethink Your Christmas Lights Next Year

 Happy Holidays from your local electric company.
 If that's their bedroom window, they can probably read in bed in the dark.
 Happy Holidays to your local construction workers.
 That reindeer will be history in certain garages.
 When your home looks like the Radio City Christmas show.
 I hope you didn't go to too much trouble.
 Exactly!
 On a long night of deliveries, Santa has to go sometime.
 Merry Christmas to your significant other.
 Exactly, Part 2.
 How was that wind storm?
The dyslexic Christmas light installer.

Dinner last night:  Leftover beef tenderloin and veggies.

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