Your Holiday Mug Shots for December 2019

 Even one of Santa's elves is not above the law.

 Wonder who's going to be sitting on your lap at the state prison.

 "Well, after all, your wife is home alone every Christmas Eve."

 "I swear I didn't know the kid was only eight."

 Well, you were at one time.

 Does the local beauty parlor offer a Christmas gift certificate?

 Trying out some new things to hang on the tree.

 That's a little more than a shaving nick.

 If the Three Stooges were Black, this could be Larry.

 If this is on the cover of her Christmas card, mark it address unknown.

 That hair doesn't have a part.  It has a runway.

What happens when one of those Wise Men is caught shoplifting that myrrh.

Dinner last night:  Salad.