Where in the World Is Len This Wednesday?

Just follow the crumbs of nastiness and I'm right there.

---I loved all those photos of the big beer summit. Especially with that moron Biden chowing down on the peanuts.

---He and President Urkel looked like Squiggy and Lenny on a lunch break down at the Shotz Brewery.

---Meanwhile, Officer Crowley and that bastard Henry Louis Gates looked like deer in headlights. They pledged to stay in touch and go to games together.

---Yeah, right. Like these two will really become friends. What the hell does this cop have in common with that over-educated racist blowhard?

---I would have loved for that shithead to start shooting off his mouth right there in the White House garden and get cuffed in front of the POTUS and the VPOTUS.

---Now there's a guy who could stand to spend a few nights in the pokey. With Big Ernie and his magic broomstick.

---And why do I have this bizarre feeling that this was not Gates' first arrest?

---Meanwhile, the votes are in. We finally have a Vice President who is dumber than Dan Quayle.

---Biden said that the way we avoid bankruptcy is to spend money.

---That's logic straight from the days when Lucy Ricardo was trying to manage her household allowance and still buy that snazzy new hat.

---And Obama is now achieving the impossible. He's making George W. Bush look competent.

---Still fighting over the health care bill, Obama was taped several times in the past saying that he wants to put private health insurance companies out of business.

---Now he says that he never said such a thing.

---Yeah, but you're on tape, Urkel. And you all know what happens to Presidents who are caught saying stuff on tape.

---By the way, in the Obama care bill, senior citizens will simply be told to take a pain pill if they have a terminal illness.

---So, does that include Teddy Kennedy?

---Gee, the doctors who operated on his head must have felt like they were hallowing out the pumpkin to make a jack-o-lantern.

---I still contend that the dumbest state in the union is Massachusetts, who have kept re-electing this drunken lardass for the past 40 or so years.

---They sent Bill Clinton to North Korea in efforts to get those two American journalists released. And you knew he would be successful.

---After all, the reporters are both female and Asian, as if the ex-President needed any more motivation.

---I'm sure Bill worked hard to ensure that he got a "happy ending."

---Because the reporters worked for him, that gasbag Al Gore went along for the ride. Just to make sure North Korea was using the appropriate trash liners.

---Paula Abdul has quit "American Idol" and will be returning to the third grade.

---Which means we actually might hear a coherent sentence on that show next season.

---Ryan O'Neal allegedly hit on his own "daughter" at Farrah's funeral. For Pete's sake, was he also tweeting from the cemetary as they planted her?

---Just what kind of line do you use when you're trying to pick up your own daughter? And I don't mean at school.

---Only in Hollywood can you get yourself a date while at a mortuary. I've now waiting for somebody to die in Valerie Bertinelli's family.

---I read this on Ken Levine's blog. Morgan Freeman has been having an affair with his step granddaughter.

---For the past ten years!

---Not only did it break up his marriage but it also ended the longterm affair he was having with his mistress.

---Who knew that liver spots were such a turn on for women? And how did he find the time for all this, given he makes at least two crappy movies every week?

---Talk about clicking off items on your bucket list.

And I can now check off one more Wednesday for this blog.

Dinner last night: Dodger Stadium sausage pizza.