Your Black Friday Shopping List from Skymall

No need to head out to the shopping malls early this morning.  Simply order from Skymall.com.   And here are some nifty holiday gift ideas for those people you truly despise.

For the screwball cat lover in your life.  This is an emery board so that little Fluffy can give those claws nice and sharp and shred your upholstery as efficiently as possible.

This laser contraption helps you grow hair.  For those idiots who purchased this, it does not, however, increase the production of brain cells.

A Christmas ornament in the shape of a pierogi.  I've got nothing.

Designed for those who like to nod off but are afraid of having their chin hit their chests.  And you know who you are.

Father and son T-Rex hoodies.  FYI, my father and I never ever dressed in lookalike outfits.

This little stick allegedly cures hiccups.  It can, however, cause choking.  So, there is that little trade off.

This supposedly keeps mosquitos away for 120 hours.  Hour 121?  Start scratching.

Fireworks for your kid's room.  If you're really too lazy to schlep him down to the local park next July 4...

Sadly, this would have been a great holiday gift for John F. Kennedy Jr..

Ideal for napping on planes.  Or, just in case, you are pulled into an impromptu game of "What's My Line?"

Dinner last night:  It was Thanksgiving.   What the hell do you think?