The Macy's Awkward Day Parade

It's always fun to dress up like a Chinese restaurant.

Or get dressed like a sperm.

Looks like a Fred Mertz convention.

A couple of dumbbells...and some gym equipment.

If you have a trophy wife, you naturally wind up with a trophy baby.

Pick the future pedophile.  (You may make more than one choice.)

Now why would you throw out a perfectly good baby?

Hey, honey, don't forget to pack the baby.

Insert your favorite politically incorrect comment here.

The amazing new Chia Hairdo.

Dinner last night:  Leftover meatballs and vegetables.