I don't, you know. But, if I did, this is what I would have tweeted this month.
#LenSpeaks It's amazing how many celebrities use Twitter to reach their fans. They're the same ones with a horde of bodyguards around them.
#LenSpeaks Even the President tweets. Or, in his case, it should be "twits."
#LenSpeaks Obama tied up LA again on a visit. What is he raising funds for now? He's got the job.
#LenSpeaks He's playing all the dumbbells in Hollywood for post-Presidential work. A movie based on his life.
#LenSpeaks And the wigged First Lady will be the new Oprah. Mark my words.
#LenSpeaks Only in Hollywood moments: Saw a bum taking pictures. With no camera.
#LenSpeaks Another one. Valet parking at Kinko's.
#LenSpeaks A tourist got killed on Hollywood Boulevard. Unbelievable since there are always at least two Supermans, three Batmans, and one Spiderman nearby.
#LenSpeaks Went to see "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" national tour at the Pantages. A night to burglarize West Hollywood. Every one there was gay.
#LenSpeaks I mean, Bruce Vilanch was there. That makes it official, right?
#LenSpeaks George Zimmer is out as head of Men's Wearhouse. I guess that's what happens when you kill Trayvon Martin.
#LenSpeaks I no longer pay attention to information leaks in our government. Now if somebody actually keeps a secret, I applaud.
#LenSpeaks But then again how will I know?
#LenSpeaks Unsolicited surprise: My housekeeper completely re-arranged the kitchen pantry cabinets.
#LenSpeaks It's all perfectly arranged. And now I can't find anything.
#LenSpeaks Headed to NY and I thank God once again for good health and my status as TSA Preferred.
#LenSpeaks I love the snarls of other passengers as I zip through security with my shoes and belt still on. I hear murmuring. "How did we do that?"
#LenSpeaks Warm weather is here. People are traveling. And still walking barefoot into airplane bathrooms.
#LenSpeaks Now, on long flights, I try to miss the toilet on purpose.
#LenSpeaks I still love a thunderstorm at the end of a humid NY day.
#LenSpeaks Unless, of course, it makes things hotter.
#LenSpeaks On Father's Day, I dined out on Long Beach, Long Island --- which was devastated by Hurricane Sandy last October.
#LenSpeaks I was shocked to see homes still boarded up or being reconstructed. Months later, you can still feel the damage.
#LenSpeaks Went to the Yankee-Dodger game at the new/old Yankee Stadium. There was something very cool and retro taking the train there.
#LenSpeaks The new Metro-North station at the Stadium is a godsend. I was home in twenty minutes. And I still had my wallet.
#LenSpeaks The Yankees have done a remarkable job perserving the team history with this new stadium.
#LenSpeaks The only thing missing was a mummified Phil Rizzuto on display.
#LenSpeaks I never understand why the Supreme Court waits until the last week of June to issue all their decisions. What the hell do they do the rest of the year?
#LenSpeaks The Supreme Court remains, to this day, one of the most overrated and false governing bodies of this land. Politically polarized and not the least bit impartial.
#LenSpeaks Plus there's the prospect of Ruth Bader Ginsburg after a luncheon salad that included broccoli and cauliflower.
#LenSpeaks Ruth Bader Ginsburg....speaking of mummified.
#LenSpeaks I laughed heartily at Obama's tweets in support of gay marriage.
#LenSpeaks Here's a guy who made speeches against it just three years ago. And only changed his stance when pressed for votes.
#LenSpeaks Day in and day out, the President reveals himself to be a phony.
#LenSpeaks As a writer, I would be lost without index cards. I jot a lot of notes on them.
#LenSpeaks As a matter of fact, most of today's blog entry was done on them.
#LenSpeaks I need to stock up a new supply for July.
Dinner last night: Louisiana sausage at the Dodger game.
Friday, June 28, 2013
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