Friday, June 21, 2013

Ten Ways to Screw Up a Wedding Photo

One thing the bride doesn't need for a wedding gift?  Eyebrows.
Mr. and Mrs. Johnny Depp?
 Where was their reception held?  At Jury Duty?
It's a wedding dress.  No, it's a cake.  No, it's a wedding dress.  No, it's a cake.
 Pictures of the honeymoon night, please.
 The blog writer can take this picture off.
 I can't wait to see her do the Hokey Pokey.
 Forecast for this wedding day:  Windy with a 70 percent chance of panties.
 May the divorce lawyer be with you.
Do you take this man.....I, burp, do.

Dinner last night:  Big Mac and fries --- a rare meal for me.

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