If I Tweeted - October 2014

I don't, you know.   But, if I did, this is what I would have tweeted this past month.

#LenSpeaks  Headed to playoff baseball games at Dodger Stadium.  In 100 degree heat.

#LenSpeaks  I remember going to October baseball in New York.   And in long sleeves and sweatshirts while wearing gloves.

#LenSpeaks  Regardless of the wardrobe, my team still lost.

#LenSpeaks   I'm seeing Hillary bumper stickers all over LA.   Need to get one of my own.   That says, 'BENGHAZI."

#LenSpeaks   If we're going to have a woman president, I want the lady that was on "24."   Or Tea Leoni from "Madam Secretary."

#LenSpeaks   Perfect timing for the Hillary campaign.  Monica is back.  A woman who's been on her knees more than Carol Burnett's scrubwoman.

#LenSpeaks  You remember Monica?  She was one of three women that Bill Clinton had an affair with.

#LenSpeaks   I love the way liberal women talk about NFL players abusing their wives and yet they still lovingly talk about Bill Clinton.

#LenSpeaks   America!  The Double Standard of the World!

#LenSpeaks   2016 will be the Presidential campaign that will kill us all.  One way or the other.

#LenSpeaks  If ISIS doesn't do it first...

#LenSpeaks  Or Ebola....

#LenSpeaks  Or any TV show featuring one or more Kardashians.

#LenSpeaks  All the fuss on Ebola.  Yet, if you watch the baseball playoffs, the biggest health problem right now must be erectile dysfunction.

#LenSpeaks   There are now more pills for that than there are for sinus headaches.

#LenSpeaks   I still love the list of side effects.  "If your erection lasts more than four hours, call a doctor."

#LenSpeaks   If it were me, I'm calling a nurse.

#LenSpeaks   A bigger health issue we face?   The comas we fall into listening to Cal Ripken do color on a baseball playoff game.

#LenSpeaks   His streak is intact.   Twenty straight years as a complete dullard.

#LenSpeaks  TBS has no business broadcasting baseball.

#LenSpeaks   I miss the days of Lindsey Nelson, Ralph Kiner, and Bob Murphy doing Met games.

#LenSpeaks  Watching these Direct TV commercials, I thought Rob Lowe and Super Creepy Rob Lowe were the same person.

#LenSpeaks  The SF Giants' Hunter Pence looks like a mental patient. 

#LenSpeaks  Seeing him walk the streets of San Francisco make me think they've reopened Alcatraz.

#LenSpeaks  Seriously, if I see Hunter Pence coming down the block, I will cross to the other side.

#LenSpeaks   The Giants had Bryan Stow say "play ball" before a World Series game.  Glad to see he recovered.

#LenSpeaks  Except the media keeps calling him the guy who got beaten at a Dodger game.  It happened in the far outskirts of the parking lot!!!

#LenSpeaks   Way out where the cretins park and drink before a game.   We still don't have that whole story.

#LenSpeaks  On Fox Baseball, Tom Verducci and Harold Reynolds are unlistenable.   That's a word, right?

#LenSpeaks  Tom Verducci:  "Lots of weird stuff happens in Game 4 of the World Series."   Like?  Like??? LIKE????

#LenSpeaks   Finally went to an Indian casino and they actually have Indians working there.  Who knew?

#LenSpeaks  PS, they still allow smoking in those places.   And it ain't the peace pipe.

#LenSpeaks  I should have gone there wearing a Braves hat.  Or a Redskins jersey.  Or a T-shirt with John Wayne on it.

#LenSpeaks  Apparently, Madison Bumgarner has amazing healing powers.

#LenSpeaks   Listening to Tom Verducci on Fox, you would think Bumgarner has twelve disciples.

#LenSpeaks  I'm Len and I approve the contents of this blog entry.

Dinner last night:  Sandwich and broccoli salad in the NY apartment.