Awkward Photos of October 2014 - Special Halloween Edition

Porky Pig forgot his condom.

 Only you can prevent William Shatner.

Hope the real dogs don't go into heat.

Flush.

Cirque du Soleil comes to your backyard tree.

 Dad really wanted to be Tinker Bell.

If Ella Fitzgerald had married U Thant, he'd be...

Moving back to Kansas.

This is really an old picture or this bunch watches a lot of SNL reruns.

A new colored family just moved in.

Costumes you couldn't do in California because of the paper and plastic bag ban.

Mom gives good heads.

Dinner last night:  Chopped Asian salad with grilled steak.